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Feb 25 2010

Moduhn Wufuh 2.

Okay so, everyone got MW2 (guess the abreviation faggots) and was like “HOLY FUKIN SHOT ITS EPIC AAAAAAAHHHHH!”

But. Looking back on i now, the campaign was the same old shit, except for some good scenes which there wasn’t that many if you look back. I liked the parts where you coul pant a charge and go in slo-mo. But not after a Bajillion times. In the same level. And it was way, way too short. Is it just me or are developers putting nothing into storys these days? Anygame with a hint of multiplayer has a short campaign. AVP was short campaign. Very Short. But thats for another time.

Multplayer: Okay so yeswhen you got it, it was amazingly fun. Something that will have you playing it again and again. But, it is highly repetetive and there is all the american dooche bags that do nothing and probably weigh in excess of 20 st and just play on MW2 ALL DAY. I mean seriously, some games you can’t get any kills because your full of some EPIC MLGS! (Major Leauge Gamers).

I still play it sometimes, but it is a struggle to keep up as everyone now has spider-man like reflexes and cn shoot you within 0.01 seconds of seeing you. So if your not too good at games you’ll want to stay away from this one.

Overall: Graphics are pretty good, engine is still the same as WaW and COD4 and the story mode is still repetetive as ever. When i say that i mean the repetetiveness filling the gaps between the epic action shit that you see on the adverts. Oh and all the chavs play it.

I still like it but it can be frustrting and gameplay wise, its nothing new, just solid multiplayer.

erm okay out of 10 I’d say …… a high 8. Not perfect. But very good.


Feb 5 2010

On the run… like your mum

On The Run
On The Run


Feb 3 2010

Uncle Jakanorys New Year Update :D

Yo honkies, (my split personality demands i say that at the begining of EVERY POST….sorry)

You remeber I told you im doing a horror film? Well I still am, its juts undergone drastic changes and is slowly turning into the film I want it to be :) . I am also making Music room diaries kinda thing, Just Josh, Me and smother n00bs in the music room goofing off :) . I did a couple of episodes but i couldn’t edit them because they were FAIL and AIDS. Iv’e finally cracked my new phone and know it inside out so the music room diaries (title subject to change) will go ahead, filming hopeflly begins tomorrow :D

Peace out mutha Huggah!


Jan 20 2010

I can has Association?


Jan 6 2010

Snow In the UK

School is closed due to 3 inches of snow… Proof that Britain can’t cope with anything other than rain. All the other countries in thte world are laughing there nads off at how we manage to fall apart because of a few inches of white stuff. Oh well… I like thousands of other learners are not complaing.

Well I say not complaining… I actually mean just not about schools getting closed- I am still tending to moan about everthing else snow related.

Lets begin with a true example of proper snow fall. ( Not taken in thte UK… supprise!! )

Winter,_snow

Some people have never seen so much snow on a physical encounter level, but I’m sure that if they did they would surely turn it yellow with pure excitement. Honestly there is no need to go out at the crack of dawn and ride a sledge… the snow will not melt so leave everyone in peace.

The mouth breathers society..

Yes its every persons favourite type of county council worker… The gritters.
They need a blunt object around the head; they are nothing but work shy surrender monkeys, the lot of them…!


Jan 1 2010

Slasher Flick.

Hi,

I’d like to start off by saying a happy new merry xmen year to every one. Just remember to write 10 instead of 09.

Anyway, back on planet Jakanory I am currently working on a script for a (you guessed it) slasher flick.  Nothing like a little self promotion to start off the year. None of ym friends over here on this blog are helping me though. They are too busy doing… I don’t know what they do but thats besides the point. They can help me if they wish to but i don’t see them wanting to.

I’ve learned some handy special effects tips, so once I’ve desgined my mask (for the killer), ordered the fake blood and started on the script there will be a tense, hopefully scary, if not laughable, slasher flick. Directed by me :)

I’ll keep you updated… and if anybodys interested I’m doing a making of which will be released before the movie itself.

P.S. I am very lazy, everybody knows this, don’t expect anything just yet…

TTFN:)


Dec 30 2009

The Boxing Day Sales…

Merry Christmas son time to open your presents. Wow look what your: Aunt,uncle, nan, gran, mum, dad, brother, sister etc got you vouchers woo thanks.

Vouchers piss me off pardon for stealling the joke but they say I cant be fucked you buy it. Which why this is good cause you can store it for a new release or when you see something but would you give a goth vouchers for a bench shop would you but the goth accepts the voucher then passes it on to his/her partner who then bins it. Useless I say.

The sales are the worst though my Mum insists we go every 27th of December because the “queues will have died down then”  my arse they have. Chester nice victorian town in England nice any time of year bar christmas. Infact I was dragged in next to not be able to breath for people moving around the place eating there half price clothes for breakfast usless butt fuckers.

The icing on the cake was the Jack Willes Shop people were queing to get in the shop not queing to pay but to get in the mother fucking shop. I walked away with nothing but a smug look since id spent none of my money and proved that christmas shopping is indeed shit and should be halted till january for every day normal none collage folk

Wisdom of the day: If you cant beat them, join them…..then beat them!


Dec 25 2009

Christmas time…

Lets start with a speech…

queeny

Yes she is a born legend… we love you mam!

ok… next on the agenda:

Is it really a white christmas in the UK?
Simple answer here; is it fuck… we have received about 2″ of snow at the most.

Really if you dare protest the fact that once again England has not had yet another slushy wet pile of crap fall upon it, then first explain why we don’t look like this:

mount

I rest my case…

Merry Christmas folks…
:)


Dec 21 2009

Jakanory’s video blog reboot

Yo honkies,
started doing my video blogs again, incase you didn’t know. Anyway heres the link to part 1 of My christmas blog, more on the way… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjU8rtxamS8


Dec 21 2009

When things go wrong…

Ok folks it’s rant time, I’m currently lying in bed and I have lot of unanswerable questions in my head. Well really there are just pulses but nobody who uses that saying really knows that…
These questions really are unanswerable; I don’t just mean things like:
- What’s for tea?
- When should I put the bins out (for all you Americans… That’s the trash)?
- Should I give this tramp some money or will he kidnap me and sell on my kidneys?

No…
I mean real ‘head blaggers.’ But first before you think about said questions, you must get into my state of mind… You are 15 years old, you live in an average area of middle England and you are equally boring and meaningless. You go to a high school which is full of dicks (yourself included in some people’s eyes) and lessons bore you so much that you begin to wonder why constipation occurs in public toilets.
Diabolical…
You go home every evening and do some exceedingly tedious coursework, talk to some retards on the Internet and then sleep. This cycle repeats every twenty-four hours until eventually you decide that it’s getting to your head… You go on the Internet and start asking questions!!

Ok, now hopefully we are roughly on the same page (:
Question Time… (I do not mean the BBC show where politicians get harassed by eco warriors)

Número 1:
If I get hit by a falling piano at this very moment, will I stop thinking, or will my mental state turn into a bird or a sheep? (I’m not going to use the word spirit here because I’m not a ‘bible basher’) Now I know that this probably makes not immediate sense, so this is why I am about to explain. Try to imagine yourself not thinking at all..! Not about a single thing…

Rather queer hey?

2. This is my final question… ‘why do old people exist?’

These dumb mouth breathers just sit around like typical morons… do they have nothing better to be doing, like making porno’s or sky diving? Seriously they drive me and so many people insane! Sure they are your relatives and all, but that is no excuse for some old bints to stand in the middle of supermarket, blocking my path when I am clearly in a rush, “seriously I don’t have cretinism, you don’t have to drag me down with you!”

Butt fuckers… the lot of them!




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